Monday, April 23, 2012

Big Ol' Butt

It's been a while since I've done one of these, and I feel I must because I've got SO MANY pictures I've saved and been like, "I should post these!" Somehow I feel like the rest of you must not go on the interwebs, and like I have to share these with you 'cause you'll never see them otherwise. As if, right?

I think the last one I did of these was of breasts, so I figure I ought to give some homage to the booty. I should also say that I am now actively trying NOT to post obvious pictures of porn stars or anything...after so many years in/around porn, I prefer to consider the very attractive ladies I'll be posting pictures of as being sexy amateurs. (Shh, don't ruin it for me.)

DUDE. Where the hell do chicks like this go running at? Okay, so it's probably posed, but seriously? As much as I hate running I swear I'd run behind this girl. Slowly, though. Not too fast...I wouldn't want to pass her or anything.

She looks like she's having a good time. And the picture looks natural, like you just so happened to catch her walking in at just the right moment. I wonder if she can hold pencils in the under cheek area, though.

Am I turning into a dirty old man? 'Cause lately these gym sock type pictures have really been doing it for me. This girl can do my laundry ANY day. Or she could pretend to do my laundry, I don't care.

Another gym sock photo. I think she's wearing a leotard or something, but I really don't give a shit, 'cause I'm interested in her bottom half. The thigh high type socks are the best 'cause they end RIGHT under where the ass cheek ends. Homina.

PHAWG. Seriously, how come delivery girls never look like this? There needs to be some equal opportunity hiring over at UPS though, for real. Stop hiring dudes, UPS, hot chicks can deliver envelopes, too, you know?

2 comments:

  1. Yeah...when UPS shows up at my place it's always a big hairy dude named Bruce or something.
    This collection has everything you could want: booty, amateurs, SOCKS (yeah, me too about the socks), and booty.

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  2. *bows*

    But for real, history has shown Bruce's to be awesome. Bruce Lee, Bruce Wayne, Bruce Campbell...

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