Those of you that have rolled with this bitch *points at self* for a little while know that manz is from Cleveland. And if you've listened to ANY god damned media outlet for the last week, you also know what's been going down in the Cleve.
I'm not sure if this is for reals or not, but you guys need to go visit the Cavs site here. I really hope it's for real, because if so, DAN GILBERT HAS SOME HUGE FUCKING BALLS. HUGE.
My favorite parts are:
"As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier. This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment. Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us. The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you."
"I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE
You can take it to the bank. If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels. Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there."
I won't discuss how I really feel about it because I always have the unpopular opinion where celebrities and their lives are concerned, and plus manz and I already came close to arguing about it. (Funny that we only get close to arguing when it comes to video games or sports.)
You know what though? I am still blown away by such authoritative usage of Comic Sans. I mean, seriously.