Thursday, July 29, 2010

Banksy in Detroit

As a matter of fact, no, I couldn't come up with a more clever title than this for a multitude of reasons. Anyhow, I think most of you who have read this blog for a little while know about my artfag love affair with Banksy. Because of shitty timing I didn't get to see Exit Through the Gift Shop when it was playing down here in SD, but I plan on checking it out because I hear its fucking brilliant. Well, I plan on it as soon as I find links that work. (If anyone knows where working links are, hook your girl up) I also plan on putting his "Flower Chucker" piece up on my wall near my "Balloon Girl" piece that manz got me 2 Christmases ago. That one's gonna take a little cash, I want to keep the theme I have currently and have the jpeg printed on canvas, but that shit will cost almost a $100 for the size I want.

So in any case, he strikes again in Detroit. And I have to admit I love it, as I do most of his stuff.

Sunday, July 25, 2010


I am your father. For the last day of Comic Con I shall post a few Star Wars oriented pics lately that I really loved.

"I'll get you!" *shakes fist*


Young Chewie is so cute. I want one.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

The Product

Here's a comic I read months ago, and was super blown away by it. You'll understand why when you're done reading it. (Not you, Pago, you already read this one.) It's not that long, but if you haven't read it, then you really need to.

Okay so I tried to insert it into my blog and you can't zoom in on it from here, so go here to check it. Seriously, you really need to.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Fred Phelps & Westboro Baptist Church v. Nerd Universe

So for some reason I can't fathom apparently Westboro decided to come and relay their anti-gay bullshit propaganda at Comic Con this year. I didn't see them last year, but then maybe I was too consumed with murder and mayhem because of all the people. Who can say? Anyway, so they're there this year spreading their venom (and no, I don't mean Venom, which would be awesome) so the Nerd Empire Strikes Back.

My goodness I wish that they would all fall into a chasm in the earth and just DIE ALREADY so they'll know what God really thinks. 

Man, I used to love Futurama back in the day. Remember that episode where Bender was going to get arrested or some shit, and a brick dropped down between his legs? I DIED.

So you can't really see it, but I love love love the one on the left. "Satan's cake is a lie." 

Odin is God. AMAZING. And how about that other sign he's holding? Hilarious.

Finally, a DC fan. Not many of them around these days, seems like Marvel fanboys are coming out of the woodworks with nary a DC fan to be found.

I saved the best for last. 

Pixel Mash Star Wars

In light of the fact that it's Comic Con and I'm sad that I couldn't go, I figure I'll do a few posts this weekend on all things nerdy. So, a few weeks ago I happened on this fucking amazing gif made by this one pretty talented fellow nerd on the interwebs. It's basically Star Wars Ep 4 in it's entirety, and it's fucking awesome:

If you're interested in seeing more of his stuff, he's got a blog on blogger as well: Foldsfive

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Trip Dub

I got this from my boy Ian today and I'm not sure how I feel about it. On the one hand I think it's hi-larry-us, and the other part of me feels uncomfortable laughing about it.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Been Around the World...Part 5

So this last week was my birthday week, which is one of the reasons why I wasn't really blogging, the other reason being that I worked like 50 something hours, and I was dead tired. However, there were plenty of great things going on, and I wanted to share.

This shit made me laugh hysterically. It's one of those "It's funny 'cause it's true" type things, you know? Cracked has been falling off lately, but this shit was hi-larry-us. Too bad my Twi-tard friends wouldn't get the "furries" part of this, and I definitely don't feel like explaining it to them.

Best fucking birthday present EVER. I think maybe only Pago (and my boy Ian) knows the story behind my love for Quintin Jammer, but it comes down to this. Basically over the last several months since I've been playing Madden, of course every time I choose the Chargers as my team. Usually we do a fantasy draft but we end up choosing a lot of the Chargers' players because well, I like them. Way back when before we lifted the salary cap on the team manz was trying to pick us a CB and he tells me that Quintin Jammer was the CB for the Chargers and that he was pretty solid. At the time I liked his name so I figured, fuck it, let's use him. Basically in every game since he's had interceptions, pass deflections, tackles, and a few times he's scored defensive touchdowns, so I was like "Not only does this dude have an awesome name but he's fucking amazing." I decided that since I was tired of seeing everyone and their mama with Rivers/Tomlinson/Merriman jerseys, that in true me fashion I would someday have a Jammer jersey. Lo and behold, in the mail comes one from my mother in law. Manz helped of course.

My boy Ian sent me this the day of my birthday as something inspirational for the day. I really thought about this shit for like 3 hours like , "Damn how awesome of a story arc would that BE though??" And for all I know, maybe it has been, I'm still catching up on my comic reading. Late pass.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Beginning of the Week Pron: Time For A Little ClASS

I feel weird and gross even posting this picture. When I first saw it, it was as a thumbnail and I was like "Wow, that looks like a hot picture." Then I clicked on it and stared at the top part of the picture and when my eyes traveled down I was like, "Mmm...AHHHHHH!!!" and I closed the window immediately. Does anyone else feel disturbed because this girl is pretty hot but just looking at her feels like you're committing statutory rape? 

Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, about this picture is awesome. For the artfag and the perv in me at the same time.

I don't know how squishy this bed is that she's lying on, but I'll be damned if it doesn't look like you could balance a drink on the top of her ass if she was standing up. I mean, am I right?

Rump roast. That is all.

Where's my fork at? Seriously.

Stockings like this are super hot. I love old school "cheesecake" style lingerie, I think its so much sexier than clear heels and fishnets, don't you think?

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Your Mom

This shit is hilarious, but its so harsh that even manz thought it was a little too much.

Thursday, July 8, 2010


They smile in your face...

Those of you that have rolled with this bitch *points at self* for a little while know that manz is from Cleveland. And if you've listened to ANY god damned media outlet for the last week, you also know what's been going down in the Cleve.

I'm not sure if this is for reals or not, but you guys need to go visit the Cavs site here. I really hope it's for real, because if so, DAN GILBERT HAS SOME HUGE FUCKING BALLS. HUGE.

My favorite parts are:

"As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier. This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment. Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us. The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you."

And also:


You can take it to the bank. If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels. Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there."


I won't discuss how I really feel about it because I always have the unpopular opinion where celebrities and their lives are concerned, and plus manz and I already came close to arguing about it. (Funny that we only get close to arguing when it comes to video games or sports.)

You know what though? I am still blown away by such authoritative usage of Comic Sans. I mean, seriously.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Madden '11 Breakdowns

Who's got 2 thumbs and paid the money for the pre-sale on Madden '11?


Yes, yes I did, about 2 weeks ago. Looks like they just released breakdowns, so for those of you that I know are fans, here you go:

E-Rich and Malcolm are Ravens fans I believe, so here's the breakdown for them:
Baltimore Ravens

Dart is a Pats fan, so here's New England's:
New England Patriots

Ever is a Chiefs fan, I remember, so here they are:
Kansas City Chiefs

Unfortunately Pago, I didn't see Seattle's breakdown on the site just yet, but maybe in the next day or so, I think. I'm fairly pleased, the Chargers look pretty decent, and of course Ryan Mathews is going to be my backup for Chris Johnson. I'm excited.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

For iamnotstrange: My Not So Secret Love for RATM and Zack de la Rocha.

So because I dunno whether you read comments posted after yours or not, I figured I would just put this information in a post of its own because there's a higher likelihood of you seeing it.

I do still listen to Rage because I feel that their music is still timely and applicable to today's social climate, just as it was when their albums were first released. In fact, "Killing In the Name Of" is currently my ringtone. But to see a little how I feel about them and have felt about them throughout the last few years, check these posts if you like:

^5s: My Life's Soundtrack

Open Love Letter to Zack de la Rocha

Musical Mental Orgasms

Thursday, July 1, 2010

For Teh Lulz

I found some lulz from around teh interwebs today, of course anyone who reads this blog actively will probably understand why these are hilarious, but some of you may not. And for those that don't, well, there's always Google.

So weird that I saw this today. 2 reasons why. 1, I noticed that E-Rich had changed his profile pic to Pedobear on Facebook, and 2, manz was researching Pedobear costumes for Halloween. I mean, is this some sort of sign or something? That Pedobear is coming to a town near me or something?

Oh my God. So I have no idea of Justin Bieber is other than I keep hearing his name everywhere, and turns out he's some kid who sings or some shit. Well, apparently he and his manager decided that it would be a good idea to put a poll online as to where he should go on tour. Seriously? Do you know ANYTHING about the internet? That's asking for 4chan to come knocking...which they did. I LOVE that they chose North Korea as the place for him to go. I read that they want him to get thrown into a North Korean concentration camp. I saw a pic of this kid, and I kind of agree. Just looking at him made me want to punch him in the face.

This one I saw on a bulletin board in an office I was visiting. Is there something wrong with me that I thought this flyer for the fair down here was SERIOUSLY dirty?

Holy shit, this was so hilarious when I saw this. Mainly because of WHERE I saw it. I saw this sign on the door of the ladies room in a SHERIFF'S STATION. That struck me as mighty hi-larry-us for some reason.