Sunday, June 6, 2010


The title of this post is so retarded and from the 3rd grade. I personally don't actually find it funny anymore, (well, not usually) but I always think its funny when OTHER people find it funny. I know, I'm weird.

But anyway, I figure a good way to start a week is by seeing something that really inspires you. And let's admit, there's not much that's more inspiring than seeing some sexy girl parts. Now, most of you know that I'm not a huge fan of tits. I mean, I appreciate them, and I certainly appreciate the opportunity to have motorboated Gianna Michaels, but the lack of large breasts is by no means a dealbreaker for me. Plus, I find a great ass much more fun. And you don't get caught as much staring at a great ass as opposed to staring at a girl's rack.

I love the big tit Japanese girls. Whenever someone tells me that Asian chicks are flat, I point them towards Bachelor magazine, where you see a lot of pictures like this one. My roommate subscribes to it and he just showed me a pic last night of this chick with this enormous tits but she's got that small Asian frame. It's crazy.

Ya'll know that I do love me that cheesecake pinup style. I love this one because this woman is built like the pinup models from yesteryear. Great breasts, great nipple to breast ratio, not too skinny, and natural looking. And, well, we can kid ourselves that perhaps she might actually know how to play chess, too. (Which I would find super sexy, but then I'm a nerd like that.)

This one is in the same vein as the last one. She's got the smallest breasts of this bunch, but they still seem to be shaped nicely. After all my time in porn I appreciate erotic pictures like this much more than a chick spreading her legs. I mean, its just SO much sexier seeing something like this. Plus it makes me feel like that I'm looking at this hot girl and she made me coffee and a scone after last night.

I'm not entirely sure if this is the same chick as the first one. I realize I sound like I'm racially profiling my own people here, but I'm really not. A lot of the big tit models do A LOT of photo shoots and plus, her breasts seem to be shaped the same as the first chick. Anyway, the mental picture for me on this one is that I was in the library and I see this girl and she's all like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a little lost...can you help me?" *cue porno music*

Yeah, I'm a dork. *shrugs*


  1. it's been at least a couple of hours since i've been as inspired as i am now. i needed that. oh, btw, your calculator humor made me chuckle. so put another one in the win column.

  2. Ha, I wondered whether or not anyone would get that it was calculator humor. But seriously, when do boobs not help?

  3. Thank you iamnotstrange. I had a aha moment there.

  4. You should do these posts more often. They are inspirational.

  5. @E-Rich: I have a ton of shit I haven't posted. I'll be posting more booty pictures tonight.