Monday, November 23, 2009


I'm an avid Daily Show watcher, and I have to say that nothing amused me more last week than seeing Mick Foley saying he'd protect Will Phillipps, the 10 year old boy who refused to say the Pledge of Allegiance until gay men and lesbians also had equal rights under the law. Two things of note on this: One, that I really did think that Will Phillipps parents put him up to it, or somehow influenced him in some way. At least, I thought that until I heard him speak. He's extremely articulate. The second item of note is that Mick Foley was awesome back when he was Mankind and was one half of the Rock and Sock Connection.

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Sunday, November 22, 2009

2012 - The Disaster

As I've said before. I shit you not, but I will leave this country and deny I'm an American wherever I go if this happens.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

^5s: My Top 5 Favorite Pornstars EVAR.

In no particular order, here are my top 5 favorite pornstars of all time. I didn't exactly have a criteria or anything for choosing them, except for my opinion on their sex appeal and attitude. It's different for each of them.

Dana Vespoli

Dana is the first porn girl I ever really was super into. Honestly the reason is because she's got a SRSLY pretty face, she's got a great ass, and most of all, she's got that old Hollywood starlet smoky voice. I never met her personally, but she's married to Manuel Ferrara and he loves her to death. I actually admitted to him once that I had previously had a crush on her. He was flattered.

Penny Flame

Ah, Penny Flame. She was amazing to work with. She had a great attitude in general, about porn, about life, about sex. She had so much sex appeal in person I was pretty impressed, because that's usually not the case for pornstars. She kept trying to make out with me but I just laughed and blushed a lot. Yeah, I did.

Roxy Deville

We must have shot her like 6 or 7 times at least, and she was always great. She didn't have the kind of body I generally like in a girl, having not enough curves or meat on her bones, but I liked her look A LOT. She hinted pretty often that she was really into girls, like REALLY into them, and actually tried to make plans that her, Gianna (see below) and I go to an all day spa with saunas and such. I admit, I punked out on that one. To be hanging around those two naked all day? What the WHAT? I was just thankful I didn't have a penis because that could have gotten kind of embarrassing walking around on set. ('Cause honestly, being on set is all business. The other people on set could give a shit about the nudity and fucking, and usually only the performers are actually excited about anything.)

Gianna Michaels

Oh Gianna. How I love thee. Let me count the ways. Over 9000. We must have shot her about the same amount of times as Roxy, but my god, it wasn't until I saw her...oh...maybe the 6th time, that I actually got over my total fear of talking to her. She has PRESENCE. When she walks into a room, everyone stares at her. Her and I went shopping a few times, and had dinner a few times, and MAN, this girl, with no makeup on, wearing a t shirt and jeans or even sweats...her sex appeal and confidence just POURS off of her in waves in a 100 yard radius. Not to mention, she's got the most amazing attitude. She kinda grew up in the school of hard knocks, so she was pretty hood. And I don't mean she was ghetto, but you could tell that she was a tough chick.

Keeani Lei

Last but not lease, Keeani Lei. I have to say, there's nothing about her I find attractive whatsoever. I mean, she's very pretty, being hapa and all, but other than that? I mean, if you've got yellow fever, then this is the kind of girl for you...but I've never liked small and petite girls. BUT. As far as her awesomeness factor? The girl skates, she surfs, and she's a total nerd otherwise. When she showed up on set it was crazy because I had NO IDEA who she even was. She had glasses on, and she looked pretty plain, I admit, actually nerdy. I totally thought she was there from an agency or the location management company. She cleans up well, as you can see, but her and I had the best behind the scenes interview because we talked about movies and anime. I found this video of her playing Guitar Hero, and I don't know about you, but it was kind of a turn on for me.

A PC Case Mod I Actually Like

Now I think we all know I'm a bit of an Apple fangirl, although I consider myself bi-platform because I will use a PC, and as a matter of fact they're better for some things than Apples and vice versa. Everything has it's place. However, I've never really been into all the case modding I've seen a lot of my fellow geeks do, but I have to admit this is pretty cool.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Horror Soul 2!

I think the only person who remembers my time on the music blog would be Dart Adams, but that's where Dart and I met. I was doing some posts over there on my thoughts on music and whatnot. During that time I didn't really post much here, till I realized (ironically because of Raven Mack) that I didn't have to post all kinds of long notes to the insurgency here, I could really just make this blog about whatever I wanted. Which is what it's become.

Anyhow, I was hit up this weekend because El Gran Queso at sent me an email about a project he's working on right now called Horror Soul. I'm not exactly sure why he thought THIS blog would be a good place to post it ('cause really, like how many people read this blog anyway...maybe 2 on the regular?) To use his phrasing: "it's a continuous mix of slowed down soul music (not quite screwed, and definitely not chopped)." It's some interesting ish, so check it out here:

Friday, November 13, 2009


As a matter of fact no, I don't like it, not at all.

For today's FUCK YO' FRIDAY, I say FUCK YO' SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS! Because honestly, who likes it when life randomly decides to give it to you from behind with no love, no lube, and no understanding? Yeah, that's right, NOBODY.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009


So like starting last week for some reason, I was feeling extra gay because last week's Modern Family totally made me feel like I had something in my eye. Then for some reason I didn't post for like 6 days. (I have no idea why, but not posting seems to be related to me feeling gay.) THEN TODAY...! I heard a story on NPR talking about the greeters for all the members of the Armed Forces that come back from deployment. This Marine who doesn't have a family was sad to return from deployment because he doesn't have a family who'd be able to greet him, and he said that when he did see the greeters he felt so much better because he knew someone appreciated his time in Iraq and Afghanistan. I FELT SOMETHING IN EYE AGAIN!


*runs around in circles tearing her hair out*

Humpday Pron

I don't think this picture needs a caption of any kind because it's awesomeness speaks for itself. If, however, you feel you have a caption that would add to the glory of this picture, please do let me know.

Friday, November 6, 2009


This week has been a rough one, kinda going through some shit (Marcus if you're out there, I could use some of your good vibes this way sir!) and its been hard on me. So, as they say laughter is the best if you're going through some stuff yourself, have a laugh:

Thursday, November 5, 2009


There are a lot of reasons why I love Weezer, but I think these two speak for themselves.

First, their latest album cover:

And also, their Weezer Snuggie Infomercial.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Star Wars: Uncut

I just heard about this project, and it's pretty fucking cool. Let me drop some knowledge on those that don't know. It's a fan film where fans submit their favorite scenes remade however they decide to, in 15 second increments. So, every 15 secs, and new clip from a different fan, all edited together to make the original Star Wars movie. Check out more info on the Star Wars: Uncut website.

Here's a trailer for what they've got so far:

Monday, November 2, 2009

Spidey Sense Fail

Does his Spidey Sense also tell him when someone's about to make his asshole gape? I wonder. You know what else I wonder? What the hell is all that liquid? Was there a gangbang of Spidey that ended in like a 5 guy creampie?

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Twisted Princesses

I think most of you are aware by now that I am not a fan of Disney nor do I support their products in any way, shape, or form if I can help it. I am a HUGE Tigger fan, but gave away most of the paraphernalia a few years back when I first heard of the horrible business ethics and human rights violations Disney was committing. In any case, I've never been a huge fan of the Disney Pricesses, mostly because it took them forever to add some colored women into the mix, and also because I actually AM a huge fan of the real origins of the fairy tales that Disney misappropriates and intensely dislike the whole "Disney" ending to the stories I read growing up. (What with this whole Disney buyout of Marvel, I'm also none too amused, although they've said that at Marvel it'd be business as usual...but we'll see.)

In any case, I've seen a few really great things on the Disney Princesses lately that I thought I'd share:

I love them being deconstructed like this. It's sick how this bullshit is fed to young girls and we're basically brainwashed to believe that we can't really get by without beauty or using our sexuality in some way. Even Belle, the smartest of the Princesses, can't get by solely on her brains, after all, she's aka Beauty, isn't she? This is just one of the reasons why there are so many bad relationships today, because as children, we're fed these stupid ideals of what women should be, and what women need to do or be to get men, and what relationships should be, just happily ever after.

I love these twisted interpretations of the Princesses, I find them all much more attractive and interesting than the originals.

I love that she's got a fork for a hand, and that there's seaweed attached to her tail. PLUS that her pet is a piranha. I want a pet piranha.

She'd make a great hookup for Scarecrow, wouldn't she? I'm thinking that Dr. Crane would really think she was smokin' hot.

Emo Sleeping Beauty is Emo. I love the mascara that's run down her cheeks and the black lipstick. Awesome/

Wow, I'd totally poke that hontas, if you knowwhati'msayinnnn. She looks super hot and super wicked.

Of course I had to save the Asian for last. She looks like a real warrior, her sword is cool, and I also want a pet dragon along with my pet piranha.