Thursday, October 1, 2009

Save the Ta-Tas

In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness month:

Do your part and make sure you "examine" (ie: fondle heavily) your woman's breasts, or any woman's breasts you might be having relations with to make sure she doesn't have a tumor.

After all, would you REALLY want anything to mess with the GLORY of THESE?


  1. *applause*

    This probably the best post about Breast Cancer. Ever.

  2. Thank you, thank you Pago and Marcus, glad you appreciated it.

    Malcolm: Did you make sure the GF was lump free?

  3. Well... I'm happily aware of Breast Cancer now.

    P.S. I'm typing this from the holding cell for trying to give out "free" breast exams.

  4. I'll make sure I examine a breast. Thanks for the reminder.

  5. @Malcolm: Yay for titays indeed. I'm a big fan. Of all tits, not just the big ones. Well, unless you have just a nipple, which means the rest of you looks pre-pubescent and I am NOT down with that shit.

    @E's: OMG a new person! I haven't had a new person comment in a while! Enjoy your stay. I'm...special. And yes, I mean in the shortbus kind of way.

    @O: LMAO!

  6. There was a sign downtown on a bus stop that said "Support your local breasts". Now I'm going to be running in a breast cancer awareness month marathon. I'm going to be running by the double D's.

  7. Eric: *claps for you* That's great. Everyone should be as supportive of the breasts as you are! How long's the marathon?