Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Nerdgasms & Cameltoe

Two epic conversations of note that I’d like to share:


A few weeks ago I was talking to manz about going to Comic Con for all 4 days. I told him that as far as I was concerned, all the conventions I’ve been to in the last several years just got to be mind-numbing after the 2nd day, and I hate people, and everything I needed to see could prolly be seen in one day. It continued as follows:
Manz: Um, of course you’d be over it after a day or two. ALL the conventions you’ve been to in the last several years have been PORN CONVENTIONS!
Me: Yeah, so?
Manz: Listen to me. It’s not gonna be the same as that. One, you’re not going for work. Two, you’re not traveling to Vegas to basically just go see your co-workers, we’re staying here in SD.
Me: *interrupts* YES, but it’s the same concept!
Manz: *ignores interruption* THREE, they have different shit every day. There’s speakers, they’re presentations, et cetera, et cetera.
Me: *rolls eyes* They have the same shit at AVN and Erotica LA!
Manz: So you’re telling me you wouldn’t want to go see Frank Miller talking about what he was thinking and feeling as he was putting together Sin City or Dark Knight Returns?
Me: Ohh…*thinks* Well, now that you put it that way…*begins nergasmic fantasy*
Manz: I guess it’ll essentially be the same type of people actually attending though, if you think about it. Except in Vegas they say, “Oh hi nice to meet you, I jacked off to you so many times!”
Me: Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout Willis? You think I wouldn’t say the same shit to Frank Miller?
Manz: *dead*


A week or so after that, I was talking to Miss Shivvy about the difference between her job, and my job.

Me: How funny, it's okay if you're playing a game at work, but prolly not some hardcore porn, but it's vice versa for me. I minimized Restaurant City JUST as my boss walked by and pulled up some video real quick.
Shivvy: We're actually fine with porn content at work if it is work related. i.e. right now i'm working on sexually explicit content reports. the range goes from softcore to hardcore and gory stuff
Me: What, like you’re sitting there and watching porn?
Shivvy: well if we have to evaluate it. it's not ok to just sit there and watch it for self pleasure lmao
Me: Wait, what? Evaluate it? But that’s what I do! aw so your job IS better than mine
Shivvy: well, i mean sometimes we have to consider on what level some of the softcore stuff is, we've had discussions such as "how much cleavage is too much cleavage? How much camel toe is too much camel toe?"
Me: HOW MUCH CAMEL TOE IS TOO MUCH?! *dead*


10 comments:

  1. Any camel toe is too much. I agree with manz, you should go to comic con and otakon if you ever get the chance

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  2. That... is hilarious, it really is. Uh, I do think we've found that invisible line, crossed it, tied it to a chair, stripped it naked and flogged it with a dildo. In other words, THAT'S TOO MUCH!

    -ere'bodee's favorite mega, blogninja

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  3. @Rowdy: I'm assuming you mean too funny or too much good stuff. If not then my blog isn't for you because the rest of it is WAY more too much than that.

    @Max: Well I was already planning on manz & I going to Comiccon. I just wasn't sure if I'd wanna go all 4 days. Otakon would be awesome to go to JUST TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE!

    @Tango: LMAO @ your analogy.

    @Teef: SMH @ you

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  4. R u going to E3???

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  5. @Anonymous: Wish I could go to E3, but it's industry only unfortunately.

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  6. i mean it in parody of the AMPM "too much good stuff" commercials.

    your blog is hillarious and i love it.

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  7. I saw a chick at the Inner Harbor downtown in Baltimore who was fat and had a camel toe that practically started at her stomach.

    The only convention I've gone too is Otakon, which I love with a burning passion. I usually only go two out of three days because after spending all day Friday and all day Sunday there, I'm pretty much spent.

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  8. I meant all day Friday and all day Saturday. And "to", not "too".

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