Little known fact about me, that you all can use against me, since I'm putting it out there:
My older sister locked me in the bathroom several times when I was really little after screaming "BLOODY MARY BLOODY MARY BLOODY MARY" at the top of her lungs. Of course this was after telling me the Bloody Mary story. So I freaked the fuck out. And for years and years and years before I went into a bathroom in the middle of the night I'd reach my hand in and turn the light on before I even walked in. As a habit in the middle of the night, if I'm half asleep I'll still do that out of reflex.
When I saw this shit on the interwebs this morning I was like, *facepalm* I should have thought about this ages ago. I'm dumb.