So the fact that I say I have a blog, actually have several blog posts that are unfinished and unposted, in my mind, means I fail as a blogger. Quite epically. (Is that even a WORD? I'm too lazy to go look.) As a matter of fact, I fail about as much as Verizon does at math in this phone call with a customer. What's sad is that I just saw this on Fail Blog, and had no idea it existed, although it's been around since Dec of '06. Damn I'm getting old.
P.S. Also, for anyone that cares, I haven't posted in forever because, unfortunately, unlike Mr. Dart Adams, I'm not like Bart Simpson on Focusin minus the crazy. Moving to another county 100 miles away from LA, (I'm in SD now, wooooot) trying to be a 3/4 time grad student, and working full time proved to be > my multi-tasking skills.
P.P.S. Also also, I fucked my foot up HARD when moving. I thought I was like Lil' Mo, all Superwoman, and then dropped the bed ONTO MY ANKLE. That was the loudest inner scream I've ever screamed inside my head. I wish I would have taken a picture of it, it was pretty horrific. I'm still getting over it.