So like starting last week for some reason, I was feeling extra gay because last week's Modern Family totally made me feel like I had something in my eye. Then for some reason I didn't post for like 6 days. (I have no idea why, but not posting seems to be related to me feeling gay.) THEN TODAY...! I heard a story on NPR talking about the greeters for all the members of the Armed Forces that come back from deployment. This Marine who doesn't have a family was sad to return from deployment because he doesn't have a family who'd be able to greet him, and he said that when he did see the greeters he felt so much better because he knew someone appreciated his time in Iraq and Afghanistan. I FELT SOMETHING IN EYE AGAIN!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
*runs around in circles tearing her hair out*
SRSLY?
Humpday Pron
I don't think this picture needs a caption of any kind because it's awesomeness speaks for itself. If, however, you feel you have a caption that would add to the glory of this picture, please do let me know.
FUCK YO' FRIDAY: FUCK YO' EVERYTHING!
This week has been a rough one, kinda going through some shit (Marcus if you're out there, I could use some of your good vibes this way sir!) and its been hard on me. So, as they say laughter is the best medicine...so if you're going through some stuff yourself, have a laugh:
Raditude
There are a lot of reasons why I love Weezer, but I think these two speak for themselves.
First, their latest album cover:
And also, their Weezer Snuggie Infomercial.
Star Wars: Uncut
I just heard about this project, and it's pretty fucking cool. Let me drop some knowledge on those that don't know. It's a fan film where fans submit their favorite scenes remade however they decide to, in 15 second increments. So, every 15 secs, and new clip from a different fan, all edited together to make the original Star Wars movie. Check out more info on the Star Wars: Uncut website.
Here's a trailer for what they've got so far:
Spidey Sense Fail
Does his Spidey Sense also tell him when someone's about to make his asshole gape? I wonder. You know what else I wonder? What the hell is all that liquid? Was there a gangbang of Spidey that ended in like a 5 guy creampie?
Twisted Princesses
I think most of you are aware by now that I am not a fan of Disney nor do I support their products in any way, shape, or form if I can help it. I am a HUGE Tigger fan, but gave away most of the paraphernalia a few years back when I first heard of the horrible business ethics and human rights violations Disney was committing. In any case, I've never been a huge fan of the Disney Pricesses, mostly because it took them forever to add some colored women into the mix, and also because I actually AM a huge fan of the real origins of the fairy tales that Disney misappropriates and intensely dislike the whole "Disney" ending to the stories I read growing up. (What with this whole Disney buyout of Marvel, I'm also none too amused, although they've said that at Marvel it'd be business as usual...but we'll see.)
In any case, I've seen a few really great things on the Disney Princesses lately that I thought I'd share:
I love them being deconstructed like this. It's sick how this bullshit is fed to young girls and we're basically brainwashed to believe that we can't really get by without beauty or using our sexuality in some way. Even Belle, the smartest of the Princesses, can't get by solely on her brains, after all, she's aka Beauty, isn't she? This is just one of the reasons why there are so many bad relationships today, because as children, we're fed these stupid ideals of what women should be, and what women need to do or be to get men, and what relationships should be, just happily ever after.
I love these twisted interpretations of the Princesses, I find them all much more attractive and interesting than the originals.
I love that she's got a fork for a hand, and that there's seaweed attached to her tail. PLUS that her pet is a piranha. I want a pet piranha.
She'd make a great hookup for Scarecrow, wouldn't she? I'm thinking that Dr. Crane would really think she was smokin' hot. 
Emo Sleeping Beauty is Emo. I love the mascara that's run down her cheeks and the black lipstick. Awesome/
Wow, I'd totally poke that hontas, if you knowwhati'msayinnnn. She looks super hot and super wicked.
Of course I had to save the Asian for last. She looks like a real warrior, her sword is cool, and I also want a pet dragon along with my pet piranha.
Happy Halloween: Have a Trick!
The sex having lady kind, I mean. But because it's Halloween, I have to show you guys a random screenshot I saw the other day that really freaked me out. I mean, she looks like she is gonna bite this dude's cock RIGHT OFF.
Oh, and also, because it is Halloween and all, a holiday I actually kinda like, any of you kids from the 80s (or emo kids) will appreciate this:
FUCK YO' FRIDAY: FUCK YO' SIZE 0!
Because of the wedding in 6 months, I'm trying my damndest to get back down to a reasonable size after all my medical issues. But FUCKING HELL it is hard. Manz and I started portioning our meals, eating 5 times a day, not eating after 7, and of course, no starches. And I started teaching him Tae Kwon Do. Since well, for those of you that may not know me as well, Tae Kwon Do runs in the family, and my dad used to compete and has been teaching for like 30 years. I got my black belt (after failing once, quite miserably in front of a lot of people) when I was 15, and taught till I was about 22, but haven't trained actively since I was about 25. It's pretty painful getting back into it, but I think martial arts is the best workout. But then I'm obviously biased.
Anyhow, what does this all have to do with today's Fuck Yo' Friday? Well, because I certainly do not plan on being a size 0, but going down to about an 8/10, which is about where I was before all the issues happened. As you all know, I'm not a fan of small women, or skinny women, so its not attractive to me. Its even lamer that people still seem to feel that skinny is hot, but whatever. Meat on the bones is a good thing, and it always will be in my book. And so I give you more rump roast for your mental digestion:
*DEAD*
There is no other reaction you will have when you see these videos. My boy Pago already knows of them 'cause I shared them with him, but this Frenchie, Remi Gaillard, is a fucking comedic genius. Pago put it that it's like candid camera and jackass had a love child, and it totally is, but so much better. Manz and I laughed our asses off to this, and the ones below actually made us CRY. I first saw the Bat video, and it went on from there.
The best part is when he's at the gas station.
This shit is so random and funny to me, especially his shoes, check out his shoes.
I played Mario Kart a few times so don't 100% remember it all, but this was still hysterical.
Saved the best for last:
Dude, this one, I was DYING. If you have EVER played pac man, your head will explode from all the comedy in this video. Srsly.
